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                                           REAL AUDIO    Sharing

    One difference I have noticed between the relationships that men and women have with one another
is sharing. For one, you never see men sharing anything. Sure there is the occasional tool but  on the
whole men just don't share anything. Women on the other hand share everything. You name it and they
share it, clothes, make-up, jewelry, shoes, medicine and even food. Now this is very true, I was in Carl's Jr
ordering my usual, two Famous Stars with cheese and bacon with no pickle or onion and a large Coke (easy ice) and there were two women ordering right next to me.  It looks like they were ordering a couple
of burgers with fries. Well the girl ordering looked at her friend and then looked at the cashier and said "And we'll share a soda".  Then all three of them started laughing.  And I thought to myself (as I often do)
"What the hell was that all about? Oh yea , great! Something else I need to learn about women." I tell you this.. that is something you will never see with men eating together.  Although it was very unusual and being who I am I found it interesting.  So I thought that I would try it next time I challenged Kevin to a basketball game.  So the day came and after we were through playing I began the order.  "Ok, give me two double deluxe burgers with extra cheese and bacon, no pickles or onions on one. Then a pair of those Jumbo fries with a side of mayonnaise, then after that give me two apple pies with ice cream and one double fudge coconut cream." Then I looked at Kevin then looked back at the cashier and said "And we'll
share a soda!"  As I waited for the laughter from our group I started smiling because it seemed so silly. Before I could say anything Kevin slammed his fist down on the counter and said "In a dirty glass!" I'm laughing out loud (because it's an old joke) and the cashier hasn't a clue what anybody is talking about (which is often the case when Kevin and I go anywhere) she simply takes my money and begins getting the order.  As she turns around I hear Kevin whisper under his breath to me "Cheap bastard."
Well... I was the one paying for it.