REAL AUDIO Just being nice! 

I was walking down the street one day when I noticed a very attractive lady. I was feeling my oats and thought that I might compliment her on her dress and appearance. So I said "You is the finest ho I seen in a long time!" And to my chagrin she just looked at me as thought to say"I know" Then she slapped me! Well, I was somewhat disappointed and luckily for me this guy comes along who witnessed the exchange patted me on the back and said, "Don't sweat man, some women don't know a compliment when they hear one." It made me feel better but I was very hesitant to try that again. The strangest part about it was that I saw her the very next day. This time I'd thought I would keep the conversation shorter... I said nothing. She comes right up to me and says, " If you think that was a compliment you are sadly mistaken." " Try it again but this time without feeling your oats." I started to open my mouth and stopped. She said with a smile, "Come on what are you waiting for?" I looked down, shrugged and looked up at her and said, "You looked better yesterday." The guy I met the day before sure didn't know much about women. She knew it was a compliment. Maybe she thought I had jock itch or something.