Dinner Anyone? 

Here are some stories and poems I put together for your amusement. 

REAL AUDIO The Quest!

Take your steed and your saber and

prepare yourself for the worst.

Do you have your rations of clams and liverwurst?

Take your ointments and your pills

you just never know what you'll find.????

For beyond that small hill might be one of a kind.

Forget about the law for this there is no pardon.

MAKE YOUR MOVE!!!.......eh....oh....ah...Relax, those are weeds and that's a garden.

The Bus Stop. REAL AUDIO

Sitting at a bus stop waiting for the bus like they always do a mom is trying to calm down here four very active children. One of the little girls starts putting anything she  can get her hands on in her mouth. She soon reaches into the trash can. The mom immediately grabs the stuff from the little girl and while pointing at the trash can proceeds to give her reasons why she shouldn't put those things in her mouth. "It is just filthy in there honey. People wee wee in there and throw their dogs poo poo in there too". The little girl looks up and says" Mommy why do you always take us to places like this?"